NOT SiCK i'M BURWINK-iLL's Blog

so this weekend, i went to cleveland for a wedding. my cousin greg was getting married to a woman named kim, who i thought was a really nice lady. she turns out to be my old neighbor’s cousin. so we saw our old neighbors as well as a bunch of family at the wedding. i fell asleep around one in the morning, and got up at ten for our free hotel breakfast. they made sausage and homefries, personal favorite. then my family and i went to go see my iLL grandfather. for being so old and non-mobile, his mind is as good as gold. he remembers everything, and he is 88 years old. yet, he has been sitting in a friggin bed for six months and it just makes me mad. i want to hear more of his great stories that he tells, the best ones from WWII and darting events. anyway, then after he gave us his quarters, we headed up to the indians game, to watch their asses get beat after an almost pull away win. a ten foot wide foul ball that could have been a HR is kind of retarded. so, then it was late, but our hotel was pretty close to the stadium, about a ten minute drive. got to the hotel, woke up 5 hours later, went to Bob Evans, got country fried steak and eggs, and went home. played some bad company 2, owns. and that sums up my weekend. so here is a pic of a cox trying to knife off THE CMX’s wart.

this is a video of this one guy amazing at call of duty. he speaks about how he is going to take a break and play halo 3. how can you be this good and play a complete opposite game. this guy is insane. check it out.

another video from amoodieswede.

If you didn’t know already, the Halo Reach Beta comes out tommorow, May 3rd. You need a copy of Halo 3 ODST to play it however. It will be on the campaign disc, not the multiplayer disk. Some new weapons include the needle rifle, the plasma repeater, a plasma launcher, a grenade launcher, a focus rifle (sentinal sniper), and the designated marksman rifle DMR. New equipment will appear. these include jetpacks, extra armor, invisibility, running capability, and more. There are also new game types, head hunter, stockpile(capture the flag), and generator defense. Also, a change to the game from the previous is that the pistol is manual rapid fire. You may not jump as high anymore. No ninja-ing scrubs =(. But, I cant wait until tommorow after school. Ima run this s*** all night.

Check it out…

this year, unlike most years, the nba playoffs had been pretty interesting. so far during the first round, there is only one team that has not lost yet, and they are the orlando magic. kevin durant and the thunder are even with the previous champs, the lakers. my boy lebron and company are up 3-1 against the bulls, but i give credit to the bulls, because every game has been a tough fight for them. brandon roy from the trailblazers returned to basketball after having surgery on his knee, 8 DAYS AGO? yes. its crazy. they are tied with the suns at 2 wins a piece. the jazz are up 2-1 against the nuggs. the atlanta hawks are up a game on lights out brandon jennings and the bucks. the spurs are up 2-1 against the mavs. and last but not least, the celtics are up 3-1 over the heat, when it should be tied at two, but heat got screwed over.

however, this year is definately the year to watch the nba playoffs. every game is full of action and excitement. there are a bunch of players that are stepping up in the post season. jameer nelson is shooting lights out for the magic. larry hughes from the bobcats is trying to lead his team further into their first nba playoffs. brandon jennings is giving the hawks a tough road to the next round.

and best of all, kobe is suckin on some indian sauce. i really hope that they lose to the thunder. its time for the lakers dynasty to stop. lets go CAVS.

and speaking of basketball…
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so this week wiz khalifa came out with his new mixtape, kush and orange juice. however, i hated it. burn after rolling, flight school, and deal or no deal are hands down better. kush and oj is a very chill series of songs, in which i am just not into. some of the beats are incredibly weird and high pitched, not my favorite. besides the fact that i didn’t care for his new mixtape, i still think is flow is hella good. wiz is still one of my favorite artists.

here are the songs that i like from wiz khalifa.

and you have to love the beat to say yeah…

This is probably the luckiest 25 kills in thirty seconds i have ever seen. How can you get six kills on your first grenade in one game, and have hardline on to get your harrier immediately? From there, it is easy as pie, unless someone is “that guy” and shoots down your killstreaks(happens all of the time now). This is exceptionally easy especially when everyone is spawning in the same spot and you do not have to even move your Chopper Gunner. Wow.

Nuke In Thirty Seconds

I am myself. I am a human being. I am a moral person. I am Jim Burwinkel.
I want Trust, Nobility, and a Family.
I am going to Disney World. =)
I serve others.
I trust those who are close to me.

This week, the Cleveland Browns released Derek Anderson. While he bitched about the fans of Cleveland, he just got S*** for it himself. Who is he to blame when he was a terrible quarterback, besides for one season. Today, the Browns also traded Kamerion Wimbley as well as Brady Quinn. So obviously this year in the draft, they are going to get a new QB and some more linemen. This year, they have plenty of picks to choose from, but i can see them screwing up and not being good for another year. Speaking of football, i went to Gamestop yesterday and bought NFL Blitz 2003 because i never had it growing up, but always played it at my friends house. I was playing it all day today. Its still pretty dope.

Song of the Week: Never Scared by Bone Crusher, Busta Rhymes, and Lil Flip

the greatest of all tournaments begins in rougly two weeks. you guessed it, the ncaa bball tournament. being an Ohio State fan, i never get to see them do well in basketball. however, this year is different. they are on a roll and captured the #1 seed for the big ten tourny starting next week. They have potential, but i’m not to worried if they lose early. I just love to watch every game, people always talk about the upsets, but they never get to actually watch the game. i watch all the games i can possibly get to see. i fill out five different brackets for different pools. this is the best time of the year. plus, the ncaa tournament means that spring break has arrived. yeeeeeee. but not going anywhere this year, unless that means a sudden trip to cleveland. comment on who’s winning it all. i got kentucky this year. john wall is a God.

song of the week: bingo, by gucci, soulja boy, and waka flocka flame.

you know what really sucks? going to recertification classes for refereeing soccer. every year, myself and fellow refs from around indiana go to a four hour lesson about what has changed in the soccer rules every year. i sat there, doing nothing during the USA/CANADA hockey game, and wondered what might have happened. i believe i fell asleep. then it was test time, you have to pass the test in order to be officially recertified. took the test, got a score of 39/50. i left one question blank, and another question tricked me with the double answer. you need a 40 to pass the test. i talked to the guy afterwards and asked, “can you let me off the hook so i can just obtain my recertification”. he said, “sorry bud”, you have to go to any clinic next week and retake the exact same test. what a dick. so, i don’t think i’m going to go to that because the Carmel Dads Club doesn’t look at your recertification as long as you know what you are doing. so, there goes fifty bucks down my parents drain. my parents also took my xbox cord this weekend, so much for prestiging in MW2 this week. =(